is it friday already? must be one of those frednisdays.. or maybe Im just impatient as hell, but thats why Im here in the first place soo
here is the episode pretty much still in the womb.
I ran into alot of problems here, I have fairly clear idea of how I feel it should go, however Ive only known about clone high for one week, thats right guys.. 7 days, and this was all written in a combined total of maybe an hour.
1. Ive seen every episode at least twice some upwards of 6 times (I skipped work the first day to watch them all, not like I really need to be there but still

) regardless I still am not anywhere near as knowledgeable about the characters and how they would react, and what they would say, as the writers, and I especially ran into trouble once I brought Joan into the picture.
2. It feels like blasphemy!!!
While writing this, I felt the way I saw how this episode would go in my head was nothing like how it was going down on paper. Not to mention that this doesnt live up to anything near what clone high was to me. Also Ive never written anything before which brings me toooo
3. I cant write, let alone a script, ahahahaha.
you will see the format and style change throughout this, you will see spelling errors that the computer missed, and grammatical anomolies of a horrifical nature.!
4.Too many ideas. I toyed with the idea of how they could awake and start off fresh into a new season, without erasing memories of the first season (which is important for the development of Joan and Abes relationship, otherwise we're back at square one gosh darnit!) the idea I have yet to write in is that one of them can remember (probably best if its Joan but Abe is possible too) and the second season is them trying to act as If they arent aware of "what really happened" this could be good because one of them will know Joan slept with JFK and the other wont. hilarity and awkwardness ensue. If its Abe who remembers, he will have to decide if he can date Joan after she slept with JFK (funny seeing as JFK probably slept with cleo many times) while not letting her know what she did at the same time.
Also, what about the foster parents? Toots and Cleopatras drunken mom are easy, ones blind and clueless and the other is well... a drunk. doesnt explain what to do with the rest If I decide to keep it in year 2007 which would be alot of fun still.
anyways Ive gone on long enough, lets hear some feedback and ideas and create this episode ourselves! Did you think I solved the problem with scudworth and shadowy figures well enough? scudworths my favorite and while I still dont think i did him justice (Pirate hat drawer? priceless!) I think that was the better more inspired part.
Eitherway this is as rough as it gets, good luck reading it and finding the humour that was going on in my head. If you guys like some of the ideas maybe we can build from there, and remember this was all just for fun because dammit, I MISS CLONE HIGH
Previously, On a very special episode a very long, long, long, long, lo--
*cut to standard intro*
Zooms into the campus of Clone High
Clone High 2.....0.....0.....7!!!! numbers drop in ominously
*Focuses on Mr. B searching through the direlect school
weeesleeey, weeesleey its time for your bi-monthly showeeeeeer
Mr. B opens a door and rolls into a lab room, beer cans, test tubes, leaky acid, and various junk lies strewn everywhere, In the corner huddles Scud worth jabbering in the corner cutting out paper figures. Scudworth looks pretty much exactly the same other then his goatee is now white at the very tip
Look mister B! Ive made another one, ahaa! My new clone army is almost done, I DON’T WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER!
"You've been worrying me lately weeesleeey, why dont you go outside and try to get a little fresh AIIrrr?
"whats the point Mr B.. Im ruined, you know its been FIVE years since Ive done anything even SLIGHTLY resembling an evil plan?"
"What about the evil macoroni amusement park you were considering?"
Scudworth looks over to a dusty table with macoroni piled all over it.
"Macoroni just doesnt CUT it man. this is pointless, maybe I should dethaw the clones we imprisoned so many years ago Mr B... I see absolutly no reason why this school cant be up and running tomorrow! " Scudworth says full of childish glee.
shaking his head Mr B whispers something to scudworth
"oh yaaah... fine then, im going for a walk. I might as well cash in this card I have for Dans Danishes.
With that Scudworth stands up, shakes a few beer cans off his coat, and goes for the door, stopping to add "Take care of the premises Mr B, and Behave yourself!"
"Ohhhhh goody, Ill just put on some oldies and jaaaam..."
Scudworth walks out of the room, and the screen focuses on Mr B, whos eyes start shifting back and forth suspicously.
"Jam Indeeeeeeed"
-Commercial-
Back to Mr B and his shifty eyes,
Cuts to scudworth slamming open the door with a furious look
"EVERY TIME I FORGET MY DAMN CARD, I JUST WANT A FREE DANISH!"
he stops for a minute and stares around the room, to see the lights flickering on and off,
"sunshiiine woooa"-
"Mr B? Mr B what is the meaning off AHHEEEE!!"
he turns his head to see mr B plugged into the wall vibrating and jumps outside of the door
"I didnt see anything Mr B! Im just going to err, go"
"I was just getting chaaanged"
"suuuure you were Mr. B, Ive seen you eyeing that socket for some time now"
"this is kind of embaaarisng, can we just forget iiiiit"
"yeah sure whatever.." scudworth says awkwardly "why the hell are these lights blinking anyways"
"I may have blown out a few fuuuses... it was good for mEeee .... wesleey"
Mr B says stroking the wall
they both look at eachother and then freeze..
"The CLONES!!!"
Next scene is them peering inside the freezer door to see the clones and shadowy figures dripping
"AH MR B, what are we going to do??? "
"I have a plan so crazy it just might wooork"
Next is cutting scenes of the two grabbing each clone and sneaking them into their homes *not to sure how to do this part, perhaps with a musical or background music, also when scudworth is carrying maryanntoinette or however her name is spelled her head can appear to have been ducktaped back on. Scudworth casually tosses stamos in a grave marked Beloved mother and shrugs.*
He also drops off the shadowy figures at there respective homes. strangly there beds are all very frilly and pink
back at the school we see everything is back to perfect order, Mr B is dusting in the background while scudworth is sitting nervously by the moniter.. all of a sudden it flashes on
"Why shadowy figure how delightful it is to seee you! Its been so long since you paid me a visit last!" scudworth says with mock glee
"Scudworth! what is the meaning of this, last I remember I was at your prom to kill you"
"Ohhh funny story, you see that was simply... a... dream!"
"your telling me that my cohorts and I have been alseep for the last five years, and you freezing me alive in the ice locker was a hallucination?"
"Alright so maybe I didnt think it through man, Its not easy hatching plans like you know out of the air."
"and the clones? where are they"
"see I was thinking of telling you but you know... Im not really feeling like we have the connection going right now that would make me feel comfort-"
"SCUDWORTH"
"eEEE they are thawing oh god dont kill me before I cash this coupon"
"Alright scudworth, you better convince them better then you did me... I am however suprised you didnt just kill me when I was frozen you know... its kind of sweet really"
Scudworth stares for a minute as he just realizes what he could have done before Mr B pokes him
"Oh yes well you know... Its not like im evil or anything, Ive just been kind of busy the last few years you know, living and stuff"
"well maybe we were wrong about you scudworth, how about we just kill you next prom?"
"Oh goodie! coupons for all!!"
"Riight... anyways you have work to do, I expect a report on my desk about the re intrigration of the clones by tomorrow"
"psh Ill give YOU a report"
"Yes actually you will... now Ive got some *insert cancelled tv show* to catch up on"
Moniter turns off
"Alright Mr B, seems like everythings in order, margerita?"
"What about the clooones?"
"oh yeah them, alright well ship the foster parents back in, explain the situation or whatever, just make sure they dont tell the clones how long theyve been asleep for, Class Comences, TOMORROW!!! EEEEEEEEE!!"
(alternate idea is that when scudworth is replacing the clones, he removes a cardboard cutout of them each time from the home as opposed to shipping the foster parents back in)
"Ill get oooon it, they should be waking up any minuuute noooow"
Scene switches to Abe half unfrozen in bed, zooms into his lips..... "chikubuh"
Commercial
we're now at joans/cleopatras house
theyre both waking up Joan looks at the ceiling and then jumps out of bed,
"What the hell?!"
"Now I may be blind but I can hear!" My My joan you've been quiet lately
"Toots what happened? wheres Abe!!"
"So now your all talkative all of a sudden, you used to be such a quiet girl, remember that camping trip last summer ah heh heh, we sure had ourselves a good time thinking and bitin an all"
clips to toots at a campfire with the sabertooth tiger biting his head
Joan Runs outside to see a crowd of clones and Scudworth at a podium
"Good morning students! Im sure youve all had a pleasent sleep!, I would just like to inform you that you've all been in a coma! yes Im certain any confusion about this freezing business Ive been hearing about just has to do with a nasty case of dream flu thats been going around, but no worries! we're administering shots to help cope!"
"Wait... a dream? so that was just some horrible nightmare at the meat locker dance?" Joan says
"ahaa Meat locker dance what a silly notion! its a good thing we have this flu shot here to help!"
"Wait Im not taking a shot... I think that really happened, Wheres Abe!"
"Oh thats alright, we already gave them to you already, you should be feeling it riight about."
all the clones passout.
sooo there you have it in all its unfinished glory. feedback?